When you step in something on the floor with bare feet
mom: did you get your grades back?
mom: really? cause your teacher called.
Why yes I would like to join Tumblr.
… I suddenly want to explain to everyone IT’S OKAY THEY’RE JUST REMOVING THE LITTLE GIRL’S EVIL CURSED SHOES.
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”