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The Things I Could Never Say Out Loud

The Things I Could Never Say Out Loud


foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

Via I'm pretty bitter.

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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Via This isnt my fairytale ending.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.



aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

(Source: salt4life)







kissmeok:

love/couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com)


ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

Via This isnt my fairytale ending.

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

(Source: senntisten)

Via Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now


justcallmeyve:

Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:

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Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:

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Via Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now


bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

(Source: bullied)

Via Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

madisonthe1975:

if u think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal then ur completely wrong

Via Power of Nature
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